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polygonate · 5 months ago

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if you melt chocolate into your chai does that make it a grimy-chai (like a dirty chai but no coffee) or a spiced hot chocolate

#occurred to me during my experiments of making drinks match skintones #im able to get darker tones with the vegan chai powder than the plain one #while the vanilla chai is slightly yellower and more saturated #also using caramilk instead of white chocolate to lighten gives it a more realistic colouration #i havent experimented much with alternative milks for this but i am excited to see what the warm off-whites will do #since cow milk is so desaturated (colour wise)#also i might try source some other kind of syrups than the strawberry #since its a pinkish red - not quite magenta and i want a truer or at least warmer red for experimentation #also might try to source a blue (blueberry?) syrup or find my green (lime) syrup i got from the bakery #- to see if i can create bruise colours #on a side note if i can find two different ways to cause the same colour change that'll be amazing so i can then work around #-taste preferences or just flavour profiles clashing #anyway uh #thumbs up emoji #plygnt

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lilliths-not-just-httyd-blog · 6 months ago

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can't believe nobody told me how good almond milk was until three weeks ago, i've just bought a second carton of it (the creamy kind this time) and holy fuck

and of all people to get me hooked on it... my mum?????

#almond milk #the vegans were onto something with this /j #i fucking hate cows milk and now i'm drinking straight milk from a glass like they do on tv #it's so... almondy #like i hate milk and i hate almonds but somehow almond milk is so unapologetically good #10/10 i'm never getting cows milk again

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tardis--dreams · 9 months ago

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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service #because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not #like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone #or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos #they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of #HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is #(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them #if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes #:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet #(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never #'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay #'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao #'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how #oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment #from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you #seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything #about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams #some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee #(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members #who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))

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raccooninthedaytime · 2 years ago

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I love you coffee i love you tea i love you water i love you juice i love you smoothies i love you matcha i love you bubble tea i love you hot chocolate i love you wine i love you sparkling cider i love you fun drinks i love you coconut milk i love you soda i love you straws i love you lil sippies

#me upon being handed a drink: i’ll be having this #btw. i hate you cow milk i hate you sparkling water #thoughts from the dumpster

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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 1 year ago

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Fun fact: I dislike vegans with a passion!

Reason: cows need to be milked if they don’t it causes immense pain, chicken will lay eggs no matter what, sheep will die if you don’t sheer them, etc

Livestock over produce, they were bred that way, I can understand vegetarians, but I don’t understand vegans. Besides it being way easier to say ‘I’m vegan’ rather than ‘I’m vegetarian’ (it’s honestly a mouthful) I just don’t understand the reason behind going vegan

#this is coming from someone who neither vegetarian nor vegan #just as long as my cows were treated well when they were alive I don’t care #no hate- except yeah some hate- I just can’t see how not drinking milk is better for the cow #the poor thing is gonna hurt if she isn’t milked #i don’t understand how vegan diet is supposed to help animals at all #vegetarians at least have an understandable goal in mind #‘don’t eat meat = don’t kill animal’#but vegans are like ‘don’t drink milk = ????’

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rose-teeth · 2 years ago

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people on here making comparisons being males raping and women humans in general eating meat are so fucking insane lmao this is so. so offensive. i have nothing against veganism itself (apart from the fact that certain things show it has long term damaging effects especially on the female body and that i think its hard to do right) but it does piss me off when vegans act like eating meat is some sort of sin. we are omnivorous creatures. with canines and eyes on the front of our head. us killing an animal and eating it is no different than a wolf killing a human and eating. the issue is mass scale farm animal treatment and the such not inherently eating other animals. jfc

#also sorry it gets taken to such ridiculous levels #ah yes... the cruelty of eating unfertilized eggs from chickens who are well raised and taken care of.... truly sinful #drinking milk from a cow? yea that ALWAYS means the cow is mistreated #nevermind that i grew up w v happy nearly freerange cows and that the baby was never in active distress and had enough milk #have yall ever even been on a farm ever

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nailgunstigmata · 2 years ago

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i love making up headcanons that make no actual sense and arent based on canon in an way but are just things that make sense in my brain somehow. i think dennis drinks almond milk because something about dairy being bad for you and mac insists on cows milk because its the only „real“ milk and that plant based shit isnt even actual milk and they fight about it. i also think dennis got soy milk once but mac managed to annoy him into feeling insecure about it (mac also possibly got genuinely concerned ingesting too much soy would be dangerous)

#i cant explain it it just seem right. thats an almond milk kind of guy #mac would be oat milk if he wasnt cow milk #idk why but i love assigning characters milk types #charlie would drink any milk but he also has soy milk energy for me. i dont mean that as a negative at all im also a soy milk person #i feel like i could show him milk and say this is made from beans!!! and he would love that #charlie kelly would go crazy for some soy milk i think #dee could be oat milk or almond milk but i lean towards oat #artemis drinks oat milk #frank drinks something fucked up like pig milk i think

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orcelito · 2 years ago

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Someone the other day asked for our bubble tea "vegan option" and I was just like "? ...it's made with a soy-based creamer by default?" But he was like "No, the honey. I don't want honey." And I was just like. "......Ok."

Dude came in again today and he stank soooooo bad I literally nearly gagged. Bro apparently runs like a mile or some shit to get bubble tea as part of his exercise routine. & it's just like. OK Bro

#speculation nation #the honey thing threw me off bc im so divorced from anything vegan that i just did Not register it #like bro just say you dont want honey 😭 it's not that hard 😭#dont gotta push ur damn vegan thoughts on me. im gonna slurp that honey as much as i fuckin want #and while im at it eat many eggs and drink cows milk and eat cheese and MEAT oh god forbid #i mean like vegetarian i think is more reasonable bc by an empathy standpoint it can fuck with ppl to eat meat #and also for religious purposes and such. & dietary restrictions for dairy and whatever is perfectly understandable #but if ur refraining from all animal products bc of like. Morality re: animal cruelty like. bro. Bro.#unless you grow all your food yourself much of your 'vegan' options are much more awful with how theyre sourced #except cruelty to humans doesnt matter as much as cruelty to animals to you. like. Ok bro.#sure whatever save the bees. quick question what do you do if there are gnats in your house?#do you gently usher them away? pick them up with a cute little paper towel to get them out? it doesnt work like that.#even if honey industry killed bees (which it doesnt) do you still think that's more important than preventing child labor?#i agree we shouldnt kill bugs willy-nilly but Man. sometimes you just gotta kill some bugs. the fuck?#bugs ment/

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swordfaery · 27 days ago

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seeing a post. remembering an american made it n thus it has no bearing on my life

#raw milk discourse i do not even need to touch it it’s gonna just be such a different thing #coming from the country where raw eggs give u salmonella #also like. i don’t even drink raw milk i only started drinking cows milk again cos i couldn’t find good non boycott alternative milk #everyone uses oatly i can’t do oats #so back to cows milk for me #alpro isn’t Official BDS Boycott but it’s the. extra-y ones #i don’t expect ppl to do that but i am. lowkey horrified at ppl not boycotting like. coca cola. or mcdonald’s #like. idk #monster is owned by coke btw #monster is boycott drink redbull

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meditating-dog-lover · 1 month ago

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Dental/gum care routine (update)

Brush with Sonicare toothbrush 2x a day

Use a toothpaste with fluoride and xylitol (Hello toothpaste is my favorite, I've been using it for months and barely have any tartar buildup, my teeth are white and gums are pink).

Use woven floss 2x a day (Boka is my favorite, I also like Risewell and Cocofloss).

Tongue scrape at night (1x a day is fine because overdoing it can reduce the number of NO-producing bacteria).

Take an oral probiotic at night (they help increase the microbiome diversity though they can be expensive and not a replacement for brushing and flossing and diet, but they're a great alternative to mouthwash).

Supplement with D3/K2 and magnesium. Vitamin C, CoQ10 and omega-3 are great for gums.

Drink a lot of water daily (2-3 L).

Nasal breathe

Drink matcha instead of coffee/acidic and dehydrating drinks. Coffee won't do much harm besides staining and I usually just drink 1 cup, but I prefer a matcha latte because it is refreshing, hydrating, creamy and soothing).

Limit sugar and follow an anti-inflammatory low glycemic diet. Sweet foods like low glycemic fruit and dark chocolate are fine and have health benefits (low in sugar, high in vitamin C and magnesium). Treats here and there are fine, no more than 3x a week.

Eat foods that support oral health - veggies, cheese, chicken, fish, eggs, avocados, whole grains, nuts, and seeds. There are dentists out there who complain about phytic acid, but a lot of foods that contain it are very nutrient-dense.

Do an oral microbiome test (I do these out of curiosity for fun). This is one reason why I avoid mouthwash. Even if I don't regularly test, proper hygiene and diet, xylitol, avoiding mouthwash and tongue scraping 1x a day, and an oral probiotic here and there can help a lot.

#oral health #dental care #gum care #dentistry #weston a price #brushing and flossing are absolutely not enough and it's important to get most of this care from nutrition and supplementation #can brush and floss all day but can have a diet rich in sugar and processed junk and little to no minerals and fat soluble vitamins #there's a very sketchy book out there that recommends drink raw milk and drinking cow blood and eating raw fish heads and raw organ meat #for dental health #don't do that those are so dangerous for you #follow an anti-inflammatory low glycemic diet and make sure you are getting enough vitamin A #D3 and K2 and calcium #magnesium #and phosphorus from diet and supplementation #Ca and P are found in so many foods #Mg is a bit harder to get from food so supplementation helps #most people are absolutely deficient in D3 and K2 so a supplement comes in handy

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robinsnest2111 · 2 months ago

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looking at photos of the Fiskeri og Søfartsmuseet in Esbjerg, Denmark and almost choking on all the emotions and nostalgia ✌

#I WANNA GO THERE AGAIN IT'S BEEN 14ISH YEARS AT THIS POINT WAAAAHHHHHHHH #missing the denmark vacations from my childhood a lot tonight.......#another sign i might be autistic: i always requested to go visit the same exact tourist destinations EACH YEAR #the fishing and seafaring museum the viking museum candle making workshop bunker museum legoland beach #sand sculptures blåbjerg outlook spot #go to the same bakery for the same afternoon treats of 2 smørkrans every single day of vacation. the same 2 supermarkets #always drinking peppermint tea on denmark vacations because that's the denmark vacation tea no changing that #frying up various mushrooms my parents collected in the forest for dinner one night.#always buying the firewood for the stove in the living room at the same firewood station #always the same brand of fresh cow's milk and a big bag of plain cornflakes from the same supermarket #always the same always the same FOR YEARS #of course my parents did some other new things with me some years but i never had as much fun as when doing the same things we already did #for years before. idk. maybe i miss the sameness and predictably of it all? and the coziness of the vacation cabins?#i just. miss all of it tbh

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beautiful-songbird · 2 months ago

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I keep seeing people online freak out about people drinking local raw milk and. These people do not understand why raw milk is bad apparently.

#I’m not gonna get into it but basically raw milk from small local farms is GENERALLY fine to drink #the problem comes when you’re getting raw milk from a place that mass produces it #raw milk is so good I will not be accepting raw milk hate in this house #my grandparents live in a farming community and they used to have raw milk all the time at their house #the neighbors got rid of their cows so no more raw milk :’(#softbobamilktae txt

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bunnis-monsters · 2 months ago

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House husband hybrids!! House husband hybrids!!

Puppy hybrid house husband that’s always waiting at the door, tail wagging like crazy for you to get home. He tackled you the second you walk in, covering you in slobbery kisses and telling you how much he missed his love! Of course his cock is poking out, red and bobbing with need. He’ll jump your leg and whine about how happy he is that you’re home!

Bee hybrid house husband that keeps the home spotless, is always running around doing something. Whether that be baking, cleaning, or patching up some of your clothes, he has stuff to do! And you’re one of those things. He pumps his fingers in and out of you to help you destress after a long day, making your pleasure his mission~

Cat hybrid house husband curled up by the window, soaking in the warmth of the sun and purring softly as you snuggle up with him. Dinner is in the oven, and you get to pamper your pretty kitty while you wait. Hell suckle at your clit, kneading you belly sleepily as you take his cock into your mouth. A comfy, sleepy 69 with your loving husband~

Cow/Bull hybrid house husband that has a hearty breakfast ready for you in the morning, pumping his cock to give you fresh, tasty milk to drink! Of course you much prefer taking it from the source, letting his tip press into your mouth as you look up at him, eager for his cum.

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weepingseraphstranger · 8 months ago

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Could do with an Almond Cow rn. Would probably help my summer depression or something idk...

#please #i need it #i could have so much nondairy milk #i could make all those drinks from their website #i have so many nuts to use #thanks to my mom's ex-friend #shout out to him #you were shady and slimy and two faced but damn i miss getting all those nuts #almond cow

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mad-scientist-fox · 1 year ago

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Not the pepper sauces!

Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

#teen titans taught me spicy food is a slipery slope #you start with mild and soon you want to eat hell itself #at least thats what happened in the episode #also something about drinking milk straight from an ancient giant cow

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an-absolute-trainwreck · 8 months ago

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I don’t want to edit this so just imagine the meme format

“Gelatin is vegetarian: change my mind”

#gelatins an animal product but not meat #one may argue that bones are meat and yeah they’re directly part of the animal #but I’m not eating the bones im eating the yk product of boiling them #yes this argument is because I like marshmallows and gummy candy and jello and stuff and no one can take that away from me lol #I drink milk I eat gelatin I don’t eat the cow yk #obviously it’s not vegan tho but I’m not vegan lol

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