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if you melt chocolate into your chai does that make it a grimy-chai (like a dirty chai but no coffee) or a spiced hot chocolate
#occurred to me during my experiments of making drinks match skintones#im able to get darker tones with the vegan chai powder than the plain one#while the vanilla chai is slightly yellower and more saturated#also using caramilk instead of white chocolate to lighten gives it a more realistic colouration#i havent experimented much with alternative milks for this but i am excited to see what the warm off-whites will do#since cow milk is so desaturated (colour wise)#also i might try source some other kind of syrups than the strawberry#since its a pinkish red - not quite magenta and i want a truer or at least warmer red for experimentation#also might try to source a blue (blueberry?) syrup or find my green (lime) syrup i got from the bakery#- to see if i can create bruise colours#on a side note if i can find two different ways to cause the same colour change that'll be amazing so i can then work around#-taste preferences or just flavour profiles clashing#anyway uh#thumbs up emoji#plygnt
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can't believe nobody told me how good almond milk was until three weeks ago, i've just bought a second carton of it (the creamy kind this time) and holy fuck
and of all people to get me hooked on it... my mum?????
#almond milk#the vegans were onto something with this /j#i fucking hate cows milk and now i'm drinking straight milk from a glass like they do on tv#it's so... almondy#like i hate milk and i hate almonds but somehow almond milk is so unapologetically good#10/10 i'm never getting cows milk again
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something tumblr loves to do is recreating the big bad straw man vegan because it's easier than reevaluating your beliefs and god forbid changing your habits, again and again and again and ag
#oh yes this is about the vegan to ecofasc post#so we are ecofascists because we do not support animal abuse???#get this. veganism is For the animals. first and foremost.#they are not objects. we do not own them. they do not exist to benefit us humans. we are not entitled to their bodies.#yes! i too used to say oh i could never go vegan. but it's not about me. it's about them. i dont want baby chickens to be ground to death#i dont want cows to be raped again and again just so i can drink milk from their udders wtf#i dont want whales and dolphins to be sentenced to a lifetime inside a tank with no contact with their kin#i dont want another ryder lying on the streets of new york because he was exploited so tourists could prance around#i dont want beagles or rats or monkeys suffering inside laboratories getting experiments done on them#animals do not exist so we can abuse them#i loved fried chicken too much and my favorite food was sushi and i didnt see animals as beings#and all i see now is the mass suffering that we cause and im ashamed and i wish people on this goddamn website understood#because when i was at the supermarket someone made a joke pointing to the dead bodies of baby turkeys frozen and wrapped up in plastic#and they thought it was funny and i would've thought so too before. and now it's just . a fridge with corpses. and we had no right.#and it's victims you're making fun of. it's not vegans.#now go post in support of all other social movements. as long as they're human-centered of course#vegan#boohoo to anyone and everyone getting mad at this or saying i missed the point . i did not .#the only time carnists reblog vegan posts is when said post puts veganism in a bad light. pleather or quinoa or almond milk or ???#oh but dont you dare compare humans to animals!! why the fuck not . antivegs will be the first ones to say animals eat other animals.#im so tired so fucking tired and it's this tumblr toxic troll behavior whenever veganism is mentioned
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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes
#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service#because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not#like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone#or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos#they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of#HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is#(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them#if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes#:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet#(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never#'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay#'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao#'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how#oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment#from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you#seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything#about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams#some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee#(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members#who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))
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a thing about me is i am hypersensitive to when perishable food has gone bad. even if it looks fine or more or less fine i’m like nope i’m not playing that game it will make me sick whether it’s actually the food itself or the placebo effect. but the people in my family are like ‘ohhhhhh the milk is only 2 days past its expiration date it’s fine. oh the bread is only slightly moldly on the opposite end of the loaf it’s ok just cut out the bad parts’ they are like animals to me. subhuman freaks.
#disgusting#i mean disclaimer: i don’t drink cow’s milk anyway bc it just inherently smells Sickening to me whether it’s old or not#but i mean like if you use it in cooking or something it’s fine#but like i have to STOP people from putting day-of milk in food they’re cooking for the whole family#i’m like what if. just what if#have to nearly fight my dad every time and re explain mold science when it comes to bread#it’s not about what’s visible there are spores and stuff!!!!!!#peach rambles
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I love you coffee i love you tea i love you water i love you juice i love you smoothies i love you matcha i love you bubble tea i love you hot chocolate i love you wine i love you sparkling cider i love you fun drinks i love you coconut milk i love you soda i love you straws i love you lil sippies
#me upon being handed a drink: i’ll be having this#btw. i hate you cow milk i hate you sparkling water#thoughts from the dumpster
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i put raw cow's milk in my hair yesterday & it came out so shiny & fabulous & soft & wavy ^_^
#where would i be without dairy#long time not using that tag#& i made homemade cheese it came out kind of bitter thou:-/#i have 0 energy for making butter no way am i shaking a jug for fifteen continuous minutes or whatever i am but 1 Bone#cow's milk is so amazing the lactose taste is out of this world i could drink 1 million gallons of it for breakfast lunch & dinner#i have a screenshot from /ck/ where it says something like ''i stopped eating. just drink this all day'' literally me so much#my classmate told me that she had actually had milk for every meal but she also told me she was born on the same day#& same hospital as me ( we were around 7 when she told me this BTW ) & that she remembered seeing me as a newborn#but then she invited me to mcdonalds for her birthday which was in march in the third grade. & i still have the gift(s) from the party#my ends were screaming for moisture before this & i saved them with the power of Milk
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Fun fact: I dislike vegans with a passion!
Reason: cows need to be milked if they don’t it causes immense pain, chicken will lay eggs no matter what, sheep will die if you don’t sheer them, etc
Livestock over produce, they were bred that way, I can understand vegetarians, but I don’t understand vegans. Besides it being way easier to say ‘I’m vegan’ rather than ‘I’m vegetarian’ (it’s honestly a mouthful) I just don’t understand the reason behind going vegan
#this is coming from someone who neither vegetarian nor vegan#just as long as my cows were treated well when they were alive I don’t care#no hate- except yeah some hate- I just can’t see how not drinking milk is better for the cow#the poor thing is gonna hurt if she isn’t milked#i don’t understand how vegan diet is supposed to help animals at all#vegetarians at least have an understandable goal in mind#‘don’t eat meat = don’t kill animal’#but vegans are like ‘don’t drink milk = ????’
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generally i think the eu taking precautions with the kind of food companies can sell, the way they market their products etc is good and whatnot but one thing that really makes me roll my eyes is the way theyve been trying to make it so meat free and dairy free products cant use the same names like "milk" or "sausage" because it would be "confusing to consumers and costumers". full offence but if you see a carton of something that clearly says OAT MILK on it but you ignore the oat part and go grab the thing in a full blown milk frenzy, black out, and wake up at home only to realise the oat milk is in fact made from oats and not from a cow then i think thats on you buddy. costumers and consumers have to have some personal responsibility while buying shit sorry its not that difficult.
its extra annoying because the eu actively want to meet our goals about the climate and that includes encouraging people to eat more food that has a lesser impact on the environment and yet they make it extra difficult for the companies to just sell normal food made from plants by forcing them to come up with weird stupid terms instead of just using the language that we are already using for it. everyone KNOWS oat milk isnt actually milk but calling it oat beverage or oat liquid is ridiculous. making plant based food more alien by changing the language around it probably wont help anyone. i dont think calling a burger made from peas "plantbased/vegan/pea/soy burger" is confusing anyone. and if allergy is a concern, allergic people already fucking know to read the ingredients! allergens (like soy!!!) are always underlined anyway and allergics already knooooow to check it you sillies.
if i can check the ingredients of something to make sure i can and want to eat it then i dont think its impossible for everyone else to realise oat milk is actually not real milk and the milk part is just a descriptor for the products general purpose you know
#sorry this is a really random rant lol#in sweden youre not allowed to even call lactose free milk 'milk'. they have to call it laktosfri mjölkdryck#which means lactose free milk beverage#and its ridiculous and stupid to me. youve only removed the lactose its literally still fucking milk it came from a cow#this is such a random rant im just thinking about food today#and how stupid this whole thing is#i actually dont know if this regulation thing with packaging having to have a completely different shape too went anywhere#bc thats even more stupif#what. should i have to drink my oat liquid from a spray bottle??? shut up lol#anyway
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people on here making comparisons being males raping and women humans in general eating meat are so fucking insane lmao this is so. so offensive. i have nothing against veganism itself (apart from the fact that certain things show it has long term damaging effects especially on the female body and that i think its hard to do right) but it does piss me off when vegans act like eating meat is some sort of sin. we are omnivorous creatures. with canines and eyes on the front of our head. us killing an animal and eating it is no different than a wolf killing a human and eating. the issue is mass scale farm animal treatment and the such not inherently eating other animals. jfc
#also sorry it gets taken to such ridiculous levels#ah yes... the cruelty of eating unfertilized eggs from chickens who are well raised and taken care of.... truly sinful#drinking milk from a cow? yea that ALWAYS means the cow is mistreated#nevermind that i grew up w v happy nearly freerange cows and that the baby was never in active distress and had enough milk#have yall ever even been on a farm ever
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i love making up headcanons that make no actual sense and arent based on canon in an way but are just things that make sense in my brain somehow. i think dennis drinks almond milk because something about dairy being bad for you and mac insists on cows milk because its the only „real“ milk and that plant based shit isnt even actual milk and they fight about it. i also think dennis got soy milk once but mac managed to annoy him into feeling insecure about it (mac also possibly got genuinely concerned ingesting too much soy would be dangerous)
#i cant explain it it just seem right. thats an almond milk kind of guy#mac would be oat milk if he wasnt cow milk#idk why but i love assigning characters milk types#charlie would drink any milk but he also has soy milk energy for me. i dont mean that as a negative at all im also a soy milk person#i feel like i could show him milk and say this is made from beans!!! and he would love that#charlie kelly would go crazy for some soy milk i think#dee could be oat milk or almond milk but i lean towards oat#artemis drinks oat milk#frank drinks something fucked up like pig milk i think
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it's been said a thousand times before me, but if u feel disgust at zoosadist shock videos, u should be vegan.
#ppl are genuinely so detached from what happens to these animals before they become dinner#my mom was tellin me about how she doesnt understand why i dont drink milk#cuz the cow doesnt die#and i asked her what she thought happens to the cow when it cant make anymore milk#and she didnt really have an answer she figured they died of old age or something#in every facet of animal agriculture is cruelty#and u know it ur just too afraid to face it#it's why ppl dont want to watch slaughterhouse footage#i am vegan because all animal abuse and exploitation is bad#period#veganism#it's jay#sorry i was watching a mamamax video and i love the overthetopness of it all but the puppystomp one im like#ppl r so self righteous about how much they hate animal abuse but u dont actually fucking care like be honest
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being a dairy major is like *brother asks a question about milk* (tonight was about human breast milk) *I give a scientific answer in layman's terms* (he would not be okay drinking human breast milk due to his West Coast roommates poisoning his mind and making him drink oat beverage) *dad chimes in with something from his past and i discuss the intricacies of farming with him* (harvesting oats is dusty and also does he know about cow water) *mom sends a meme* (vintage rage meme about milk. thanks mom)
#so basically human breast milk has almost twice the lactose in it as cows milk#so if he went from drinking No Lactose to drinking Quite a Bit of Lactose#yes he would basically get diarrhea as the lactose osmoses all the water out of his gut#again. i fucking love dairy science#dairy post#diary post
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Someone the other day asked for our bubble tea "vegan option" and I was just like "? ...it's made with a soy-based creamer by default?" But he was like "No, the honey. I don't want honey." And I was just like. "......Ok."
Dude came in again today and he stank soooooo bad I literally nearly gagged. Bro apparently runs like a mile or some shit to get bubble tea as part of his exercise routine. & it's just like. OK Bro
#speculation nation#the honey thing threw me off bc im so divorced from anything vegan that i just did Not register it#like bro just say you dont want honey 😭 it's not that hard 😭#dont gotta push ur damn vegan thoughts on me. im gonna slurp that honey as much as i fuckin want#and while im at it eat many eggs and drink cows milk and eat cheese and MEAT oh god forbid#i mean like vegetarian i think is more reasonable bc by an empathy standpoint it can fuck with ppl to eat meat#and also for religious purposes and such. & dietary restrictions for dairy and whatever is perfectly understandable#but if ur refraining from all animal products bc of like. Morality re: animal cruelty like. bro. Bro.#unless you grow all your food yourself much of your 'vegan' options are much more awful with how theyre sourced#except cruelty to humans doesnt matter as much as cruelty to animals to you. like. Ok bro.#sure whatever save the bees. quick question what do you do if there are gnats in your house?#do you gently usher them away? pick them up with a cute little paper towel to get them out? it doesnt work like that.#even if honey industry killed bees (which it doesnt) do you still think that's more important than preventing child labor?#i agree we shouldnt kill bugs willy-nilly but Man. sometimes you just gotta kill some bugs. the fuck?#bugs ment/
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Could do with an Almond Cow rn. Would probably help my summer depression or something idk...
#please#i need it#i could have so much nondairy milk#i could make all those drinks from their website#i have so many nuts to use#thanks to my mom's ex-friend#shout out to him#you were shady and slimy and two faced but damn i miss getting all those nuts#almond cow
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I don’t want to edit this so just imagine the meme format
“Gelatin is vegetarian: change my mind”
#gelatins an animal product but not meat#one may argue that bones are meat and yeah they’re directly part of the animal#but I’m not eating the bones im eating the yk product of boiling them#yes this argument is because I like marshmallows and gummy candy and jello and stuff and no one can take that away from me lol#I drink milk I eat gelatin I don’t eat the cow yk#obviously it’s not vegan tho but I’m not vegan lol
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